I don't know who decided to pile boxes of chocolate around the bed, but I've officially reserved you a place on the 'Think Two Seconds Before Shooting' list. Damn shame I have to go to work. I could think of uses for that chocolate. I'm just not sure Matt wants it piled up with his cigarettes and what looks like some more games ( Read more... )

Mornings. Enough said ( Read more... )

I may have to go back to the Task Force. Elena, how about fucking warning me that you Shin-Ra people get up at five-fucking-am to go running? Shit. I hurt in places I didn't know I had. What the hell is wrong with you people? People in black suits do not run that damned fast ( Read more... )